Penguins bring the cold.

This house is too fricksin' hot. I need to follow a penguin to where it's cold. They always know where the cold is. The problem with penguins though is the union. You try to hire just one and you have to hire like 100 of them. I can't afford to feed 100 penguins! They'll all end up starving to death and I'll end up having the cutest but creepiest pile of dead penguins you ever saw.

Okay, the heat is making me go nuts. I'm going to go shave my entire body and stand naked infront of my refrigerator now.

EDIT: I went ahead and drew a penguin for you all.