From the desk of Mike.
Dear Wendy's Ad Compain,
You're the most unclever and irritating people ever to get a pay check. Do you really think that annoying people with your commercials is the best way to advertise your product? It's bad enough that you have to keep the recipe for your chili secret just to keep people eating it. The time I spent working for your company was the worst half a year of my life and now you have to remind me of that hell every time I turn on the TV? Go to hell! You're not a special company! EVERY restaurant lets you specialize your burger! And the phrase "Now Wendy's is Open Late So You Can Eat Great, Even Late." Is the dumbest rhyme ever dreamt up by a babbling kindergarden student. Dave Thomas would be ashamed of you. Stop dickin' around while you're supposed to be working and actually do your jobs.
Love Mike.
7 Comments:
LOL that's great!!!! I majored in Advertising in school and I can put a better ad campaign together then their current people. Not that I'm trying to be all cocky and such, but i'm just saying i can do better then them.....maybe monkey's can too.
You probably have more schooling in advertising than the whole pile put together. You should send your resume there and fix 'em up right!
lol i should.....i could kick their butts....i had a pro teach copywriting and he sd i was the best writer in the class...not trying to be cocky about that... but i bet i could...
maybe i will send my res...lol
I don't doubt for a second that you're a skilled writer. I've read your blog after all. If you don't get a job with Wendy's, I'm gonna run down there and spread mustard over their cars. Very hard to get off once it's dry. Muhahaha!
lol nice...i learn something new everyday...never knew that about mustard.
I learnt about it 2 days ago when my sisters boyfriend cheated on her with some chick that worked at NAPA so all of my sisters friends covered the NAPA trucks in it. Very funny. I giggled for hours.
that's so immature but so freakin' hilarious!
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